X-rated Xmas Song

Warning: Underage children and immature adults are to abstain from listening to this X-rated Christmas song. The author of the post shall not and will not be responsible for any sort of unpleasant aftermath effect.

Title: Hey Santa Clause You *Beep*
Artiste: Kevin Wilson (not sure if the person existed)
Lyrics: Better not known
Source: Unknown

Have fun listening.

Forged Certificate

Forged certs for a fee

BY ONG YEE TING

PENANG: There’s a price for everything – even good academic results.

For as little as RM300, grades on examination certificates can be changed on “reprints” to “upgrade” oneself to a top student.

A check by The Star here found that several printing firms offer such “special services” to duplicate certificates and duly change the grades of examination results – for the right fee.

It could be the results for the PMR, SPM or those attained in colleges or universities but these firms would only extend such services through recommendation.

The charges range from RM300 for simple duplication of certificates to as much as RM4,000, depending on the complexity of the design of the document and the changes that need to be made.

This reporter went undercover as a student, approached a printing firm worker and was asked: “Who recommended you to come here?”

When told that several shops had turned down the request to tamper with examination results, the man relented. “How many certificates do you want?”

“You have to bring your certificate before I can quote you a price. If it comes with a wax seal, it would cost a few thousand dollars as we have to get the mould done,” he said.

He said the price would also depend on the paper quality.

These printing firms were also found to have adopted their own set of “guidelines” and “ethics” – they would not make any changes to results of courses related to medicine and pharmacy.

One printing firm worker said that they would not do it if it was to give someone a medical doctor's qualification.

“We don’t want you to be a killer doctor,” he said.

Another printing firm said they would not reprint more than two copies of the certificates.

thestar online

Read the 2nd last line... no killer doctor......errr.... duplicating with ethics.

So, law degree.... quite safe to duplicate certificates... name built based on reputation, not certificates thou....

but if there's dumb people come and look for dumb lawyer who graduated with a forged certificate, and dumb lawyer cannot help and dumb client is charged. then isn't this ruining others life as well?

err.. what about engineers or architects? they design and oversee the construction of building....

oh, what about teachers? hahaha.... UPSR result just released and there was reported 100% failure in one of the primary school (100% failure shocks leaders). blame it on teacher or students? 100% failed eh.......

hmm.... maybe i've been thinking too much...

BLACK

dunno what we r doing !!



a black gang !!



see ...luai....

Exam is

18 more days away...

after the pizza...everyone change look!!

but dunno why tck become slim and tiny!

Thank You!

hEYLo People!!!

just want to say, I had a great time today. Having to celebrate birthday with you, or just simply had the chance to be sang birthday song by you guys a few times today... haha... but.. i really appreciate it much.

Thank you for all the birthday wishes, the gifts, the hugs, and birthday songs. I can't pay back those beautiful memories given, can only ask that God bless you always.

Hope more to come, memories of you and me together.

LotsaLove,

Cynthia

ps: sorry, for those that misunderstood or wonders how old am I, i'm 19!!!

the weird look

dai ka jie and anak buah !

the big big nana@@_@@



the kecil kecil ans





hehe.... the Fat fat DaRren & TrAcY ^^_^^

'MTV presents Tata Young Live Session'

There’s hot and then there’s Tata Hot! MTV brings you a one-night only scorcher with Tata Young heating up your temperature.

Date:November 11, 2006 (Saturday)

Time& Location: 7pm @ Ruums

magician??

saturday nite suppose to be tai ka che's birthday dinner... end up all ffk... cancel dinner... suppose to go laundry.. end up oni so little ppl go... aiseh... pity u tai ka che... hehe

anyway... i had fun dat nite doing simple magic tricks to tai ka che and siew yeng... tai ka che.. post la the video of me doing the trick... hehehe...

actuali... i dunno wat to write.. but see no one else post anything wan... all oso tracy oni... so i post sumthing for fun... anyway... dats all la... wan go play game d...

lazy wanna do all the color,insert pics or do anything else.. keep it simple.. bad 1st experience

lunch!!

yeah!!! see it also want to eat now !!
haha... we went for bah kut teh today @_@ is delicious yeah!
no one help me to take pic... so u can't see me there !! hehe..for the person who absent today!

we are in the mini zoo!
in the safari..watching animal show!

melake trip 2006 - A'famosa

yeah!! the lovely














friendship forever ****












oh.. just left the tulang !




























ei... the signal of 3 show again!







hehe!! big ..we finished the whole bottle and chicken!!







P/s: the photos are provide for advert the fast food ::cfk::

haha... took in front of the cafe 87 !! haha.. the center one are look close .. but in the left and right one look so>>>>>>>>>>>>!!

haha... just drawed when we having company class!! haha... is it look like cyn ?

haha... i know is a bit "ylgu" haha not cyn .. but the picture lah...

just upload for fun !

p/s : pic provide by ad & ty